Ho May Resort: Vietnam's Paradise Awaits! (Unbelievable Views!)
Ho May Resort: Vietnam's Paradise Awaits! (Unbelievable Views!) - A Brain Dump of Bliss (and Mild Annoyances!)
Okay, let's be real. I love a good resort. And Ho May Resort? Well, they promise "Paradise." Let's dive in, warts and all, because let's face it, even Paradise needs a little… seasoning.
First Impressions (and the Descent from Heaven)
The phrase “Unbelievable Views!” isn't just marketing fluff. I’m talking jaw-dropping, breath-snatching views. Seriously. Especially if you manage to snag a room on a high floor. The vista over Vung Tau? Forget about it. Just incredible. Getting there, however… well, it’s a bit of an adventure involving a cable car. Which is cool! Until that slight tickle of "what if" starts in the back of your brain as you're dangling hundreds of feet in the air. But once you're up there… yeah, worth it.
Accessibility: A Mixed Bag, Sadly.
Alright, time to get serious for a hot minute. Accessibility is… not perfect. While the elevator is a lifesaver and they do have facilities for disabled guests, I'm a bit unclear on quite how accessible it all is. This review is based on information available, but for those with specific needs, it's critical to call ahead and confirm. I did see ramps and such around, but definitely do your homework before booking.
Rooms: Cleanliness and Comfort (Mostly!)
My room? Pretty darn good. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double-check! (And it actually works! Praise be!) The blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in and avoiding the harsh Vietnamese sun. Daily housekeeping kept everything sparkling. They also have non-smoking rooms, which I appreciate, because, honestly, who wants to smell stale cigarettes when they’re aiming for paradise? My bed was HUGE – one of the extra long beds – and comfy. The slippers were a nice touch. They even give you complimentary tea and water. That’s a win!
However…
I had a slightly awkward moment with the shower. The water pressure was… let's just say it wasn't a roaring waterfall. More like a gentle drizzle. Minor quibble, overall. Also, I think I saw a speck of dust on the mirror… but I’m probably just being picky.
Food, Glorious Food (and Potential Food Comas!)
Okay, this is where Ho May really shines. Food is seriously important, and they delivered. I took advantage of the Asian breakfast buffet and had the Western breakfast as well. So many options. Seriously. The buffet in the restaurant was a glorious thing. I had about three different dishes I was trying at once, I can't help myself. The coffee shop was a welcome respite for a coffee break, the poolside bar kept me hydrated, and the snack bar was perfect for a mid-afternoon nibble. I could definitely see myself falling headfirst into a serious food coma. The soup in restaurant was super yummy. Also, the desserts in restaurant were great for that sweet tooth craving.
- Restaurants: Multiple options, and I'm pretty sure I saw at least one with international cuisine in restaurant.
- Breakfast: You've got your Asian breakfast, Western breakfast, breakfast service available, and even breakfast takeaway service.
- Other Dining: While I didn't try it, they offer alternative meal arrangement as well as both a salad in restaurant and soup in restaurant.
- Vegetarian Options: There is also a vegetarian restaurant.
Things to Do (and Ways to Do Absolutely Nothing)
Okay, so they call it a resort, right? And that means… activities! Or, you know, doing absolutely nothing and loving every second of it. Ho May excels at both.
- Swimming pools? Multiple. Including a pool with a view. Need I say more?
- Spa: Massage and a sauna were tempting, but I was all about that swimming pool vibe.
- Fitness Center: They have a gym/fitness, but let's be honest, the only workout I did was getting from the buffet to the pool.
- Relaxation: There's a foot bath, and a steamroom, and you know what? I didn't even try them. I was too busy relaxing in the sun.
- For the Kids: Babysitting service and kids facilities are available to keep them entertained.
Cleanliness, Safety, and Covid Stuff
They seem to genuinely be taking things seriously. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere, and they're using anti-viral cleaning products. I love that they include individually-wrapped food options because, let's face it… safety first. Seeing the daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays gives you peace of mind. They have staff trained in safety protocol. However, a few things feel a bit iffy. They have some things, such as the option to room sanitization opt-out available.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
This is where Ho May really shines! They think of everything.
- Stuff to Do: Concierge, luggage storage, and a gift/souvenir shop… you're all set.
- Tech Stuff: Internet access – wireless and Wi-Fi [free].
- Laundry and More: Laundry service and dry cleaning. Plus, they offer an ironing service and safe deposit boxes.
- Other Amenities: Daily housekeeping, facilities for disabled guests.
Getting Around
- Car Park [on-site] and a car park [free of charge].
- Airport transfer and a taxi service.
- Car power charging station.
The Annoyances (because, let's be real, there are always some)
- The check-in/check-out process was smooth, although not particularly "express."
- The noise levels from outdoor activities could be a bit much at times.
My Quirky Moment:
Okay, here's a confession: I spent a concerning amount of time trying to figure out how to get a bottle of water. Like, searching the room, the mini bar, and eventually, I had to call down. The next thing I knew, I had a whole case of bottled water delivered. So, yeah… I guess I really needed water.
The Verdict: Should You Go?
YES! Absolutely. Despite a few minor hiccups, Ho May Resort is a winner. The views alone are worth the price of admission. The food is fantastic, the rooms are comfortable, and there are plenty of ways to relax and unwind. Just do your homework about accessibility if it's a concern, and pack some patience (and maybe earplugs, just in case).
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Unbelievable Bekasi Luxury! Patraland Urbano's Hidden Gem Awaits
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your sterile travel brochure. This is my attempt to conquer Ho May Resort in Vung Tau, Vietnam, and let's just say… it’s gonna be a wild ride. Ready? Here we go!
Ho May Resort: Operation Awesome (and Possibly Slightly Disastrous)
(Day 1: Arrival! Or rather, the Great Cable Car Anxiety)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up in Saigon. Actually, more like drag myself out of bed. Vietnam mornings hit DIFFERENT. The humidity is a slap in the face, but hey, coffee awaits. We're not talking about any fancy latte art. Just strong, dark, delicious ca phe sua da - Vietnamese iced coffee. Literally life-giving.
- 9:00 AM: We're Ubering to the Mien Dong Bus Station. The traffic is a chaotic ballet of motorbikes, cars, and stray dogs. I think I aged five years navigating the crosswalks. But hey, we survived!
- 10:00 AM: Bus to Vung Tau! I'm hoping for some chill time, but the driver decides to blast karaoke. Loudly. Apparently, everyone on the bus knows the words. I’m starting to question all my life choices.
- Noon (ish): Finally, Vung Tau! The air is salty, and the sun is BRUTAL. Taxi to the cable car station for Ho May. Okay, adrenaline check. Cables. Heights. Not my favorite things.
- 12:30 PM: The cable car ride begins. Oh. My. God. The views are insane. Lush hills, sparkling ocean, the whole shebang. Breathe, breathe. Okay, I'm doing it. I’m officially conquering my fear of heights… or at least, surviving the first five minutes.
- 1:00 PM: Check-in at Ho May Resort. The lobby is grand, but let's be real… I have a slight sweat sheen from the cable car experience.
- 1:30 PM: The room! Not bad, but it's got a slight "slightly used" vibe. The aircon is blasting like a hurricane.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. The buffet. I eat everything in sight. And I may have accidentally mixed up the shrimp and the… something else. Oops. My stomach is a bit… conflicted.
- 3:00 PM: The water park! Yes! This is what I came for! Slides, lazy rivers, hopefully no cable cars.
- 4:00 PM: The slide I was just on, the “Dragon Slide,” was epic! I probably screamed the whole way down, but I can't deny it was fun. The only thing I didn’t like was my swim trunks got a wedgie, but hey, you win some, you lose some.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. The food? Decent. The service? A little… erratic. We ordered water three times before it arrived. But hey, the sunset was gorgeous and I was finally relaxing… until a giant cockroach decided to join our table. I think I screamed louder than the roller coaster and the dragon slide combined.
- 7:00 PM: I take a walk with my partner. I have to admit, it's stunning here at night. The lights twinkle, and the air smells of the ocean. But I still check under every step for bugs.
- 8:00 PM: Drinks at the bar. They pour strong cocktails. Possibly too strong.
- 9:00 PM: Attempt to watch a movie. I actually fall asleep. My body literally hits the off button.
(Day 2: Amusement Park Antics and Culinary Chaos)
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. I'm surprisingly not hungover. The cockroach trauma must have worn me out.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. The buffet food is starting to feel… repetitive. I load up on fruit, because I have a feeling I'll need some vitamins.
- 9:00 AM: Amusement park time! The roller coasters are less terrifying than the cable car, thank god.
- 10:00 AM: Ride a water ride? I feel a little vulnerable in my swimsuit after yesterday's wedgie incident. But I did it.
- 11:00 AM: So, I’m obsessed with the pirate ship ride. I rode it three times. No shame.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at the amusement park. Food court food, and I'm starting to feel a little nauseous. Must be the roller coasters and the questionable pizza.
- 1:00 PM: Back to the water park! This time with less fear, and more… sunburn?
- 2:30 PM: The wave pool. I end up accidentally getting water in my nose. Again, I'm screaming. It was worth it.
- 4:00 PM: Ice cream! The perfect cure for roller coaster-induced nausea.
- 5:00 PM: Dinner. We go to a restaurant off the resort, hoping for a change. Big mistake. Ordered something called “Bun Cha” and had no idea what was coming. Turns out, it’s a messy, delicious, savory noodle soup. I wear half of it down my front. Oops. The waitress gave me a look, but hey, at least it was delicious!
- 6:00 PM: Trying to clean up. My partner, bless them, is laughing.
- 7:00 PM: More drinks. Okay, maybe I'm making bad decisions.
- 8:00 PM: This time, I am determined. I make my dinner. And I'm so full I can't move.
- 9:00 PM: This time I'm very tired and go to bed at a reasonable hour.
(Day 3: Farewell and Face Plants)
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast. The buffet… I really don't want to see another plate of toast. But I eat it anyway.
- 8:00 AM: One last, desperate attempt to enjoy the water park.
- 9:00 AM: I'm so busy enjoying myself, I don’t look where I'm going… face plant into the grass. Seriously. I’m not a graceful person, okay?
- 9:30 AM: Nurse my wounds and have one last swim.
- 11:00 AM: Check out. The cable car ride down is much less terrifying this time. Am I getting used to this? Oh my god, I'm getting used to this!
- 12:00 PM: Lunch in Vung Tau. Actually… decent food!
- 1:00 PM: The bus back to Saigon. Karaoke is quieter today, thank god.
- 4:00 PM: Arrive in Saigon. I'm exhausted, sunburnt, and slightly traumatized by cockroaches and pirate ships. But… would I do it again? Absolutely. In a heartbeat.
(Final Thoughts: Ho May, You’ve Got My Number!)
Ho May Resort is… a trip. It's not perfect. There are bugs. The food is… variable. The service is… interesting. But it's also fun. It's chaotic. It's beautiful. It's a place to just let go and be silly. And honestly, sometimes, that's exactly what you need. I'm bruised, I'm tired, and I'm already planning my return. Just maybe, next time, I'll bring bug spray and a bigger appetite for weird food… and perhaps a parachute for the water park. Okay, maybe that’s going too far. But seriously, go! Just… be prepared for anything. And bring your sense of humor. You'll need it!
Wesberly Apartments Kuching: Luxury Living Awaits!
Okay, so Ho May Resort... is it REALLY as amazing as all the pictures make it look? (Because let's be real, Instagram lies.)
**BUT**... and there's always a "but," isn't there? Look, it's not ALL sunshine and rainbows. It's Vietnam, after all.
Getting there: Is the cable car a fun ride or a death trap? (Be honest!)
But then... it actually became kinda magical. The views are incredible from up there. The other passengers, they are all pretty interesting. At the bottom, there's a buffet that's actually pretty good. It's so good, I think, my second time riding it, I was not scared. It's a must for that view.
**Pro tip:** If you're SUPER terrified of heights, maybe close your eyes for a bit. Or bring a shot of something to calm your nerves. (Just sayin'!)
What's the resort like? Is it all luxurious and fancy or more, you know, "rustic charm"?
But, and here is another "but," there are definitely areas that feel a little... older. I am talking about the elevators! Sometimes the power goes out. Sometimes the wifi is weak. It's not the Four Seasons, folks. It's a resort in Vietnam, and that means embracing a little imperfection. And honestly? That's part of its charm. It's real.
The food! Is the food at Ho May Resort any good, or should I pack a suitcase full of snacks?
The Western food? Eh... stick to Vietnamese. The pizza tasted like cardboard. I tried the spaghetti carbonara. Let's just say it wasn't a carbonara I'd write home about. Stick to the local specialties. And yes, bring snacks. You never know when the pizza craving will hit. I learned that the hard way.
What's there to DO at Ho May? Is it just sitting by the pool and contemplating the meaning of life? (Not that there's anything wrong with that...)
I spent like, a whole afternoon at the water park. It's not some tiny, pathetic little deal... it has proper, epic slides! I was laughing so hard, I almost cried. There's a theme park, too, with rides. I'm not particularly fond of rollercoasters. But if that's your jam, go for it! There's also a zoo – which, honestly, felt a little sad. I skipped it.
Service: How's the staff? Friendly? Helpful? Or do you need to be fluent in Vietnamese to get a cup of coffee?
Is it kid-friendly? Or is it more of a romantic getaway kind of place?
Any travel tips for Ho May? Like, what should I absolutely NOT forget?
- **Sunscreen:** Because you're going to be outside. A LOT.
- **Bug spray:** Mosquitoes are a thing.
- **Comfortable shoes:** You'll be doing some walking.
- **A camera (or a REALLY good phone) :** You're going to want to take a million pictures.
- **Snacks:** I cannot emphasize this enough. Pack snacks.
- **Patience:** Things move at a slightly slower pace in Vietnam. Embrace it!
- **An open mind:** Don't expect perfection. Embrace the adventure!
So, bottom line: Would you go back?
