Escape to Mars: Shahapur's Stunning Farmhouse & Nature Resort Awaits!
Escape to Mars: (Almost) Heaven on Earth? My Unfiltered Take on Shahapur's Farmhouse & Nature Resort
Okay, folks, let’s talk about escaping… to Mars? Well, almost. Escape to Mars: Shahapur's Stunning Farmhouse & Nature Resort. The name alone promises something otherworldly. Did it deliver? Buckle up, buttercups, because this review is going to be a ride.
First things first: Accessibility. This is a big one for me. While the resort does claim to have facilities for disabled guests (a big plus!), specific details on the level of accessibility are… lacking. I'd definitely recommend contacting them directly and getting the nitty-gritty on wheelchair access, elevator availability, and accessible room features before you book. Transparency is key, people!
Getting There and Park It!
Getting around: It's got Airport transfer, Taxi service, Car park with free of charge, Car park on site, Car power charging station, Valet parking and Bicycle parking. So you can leave your car and roam to the place, or you can bring your car to get there.
Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private]: I love a smooth check-in. Time is precious, and nobody wants to stand in a line after a long journey. The resort had offered both express and private check-in/out, so they certainly understand that.
Cleanliness and Safety: (Breathing a Sigh of Relief)
The world is a little… germ-conscious these days. So, how did Escape to Mars fare? Honestly? Pretty darn good. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha. They even had sanitized kitchen and tableware items. That definitely put my mind at ease. The staff is trained in safety protocol, and there are tons of hand sanitizers everywhere. They even gave me the option to room sanitization opt-out available. I think they've really gone above and beyond to make you feel safe. Bravo!
Rooms & Amenities: (The Good, The… Meh… and The “Where’s My View?”)
Okay, the rooms themselves. This is where things get a little… interesting. The Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! is a huge win. Seriously, I shudder at the thought of paying extra for Wi-Fi. Amenities like Air conditioning, mini bar, and coffee/tea maker are standard these days, but still welcome. The extra long bed was appreciated – I’m a tall person, and those tiny hotel beds are my nemesis.
However, I was a bit underwhelmed by the whole "room decorations" aspect. I'd hoped for something a bit more… Mars-esque, you know? Like, a tiny astronaut figurine or a constellation print. Instead, it was pretty standard hotel fare.
The bathroom was good. However, the water pressure in the shower was a little weak, especially on the higher floors – so be ready for a gentle experience. Some rooms have separate shower/bathtub – which is always a plus. And, the slippers and bathrobes were a nice touch.
The “Things to do” & Ways to Relax: (Spa, Pool, and… More Spa?)
This is where Escape to Mars really shines. The Spa? Absolutely. The Spa/sauna? Double yes. They offer everything from a Body scrub and Body wrap to a Massage that almost made me forget about the stresses of the modern world. I'm talking serious relaxation here, people.
The Swimming pool (and Pool with view!), was divine. Seriously. Just floating there, staring out at the scenery, felt like pure bliss. They had a Fitness center for the motivated folks, but honestly, I was mostly interested in horizontal relaxation. They have a Steamroom too, which is an amazing extra!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Prepare to Feast!)
Okay, foodies, listen up! Escape to Mars has a seriously impressive array of options. The restaurants are plentiful – ranging from a Vegetarian restaurant to a place serving International cuisine in restaurant. I was particularly impressed with the Asian cuisine in restaurant. The Breakfast [buffet] was a sight to behold. They have everything! From Western breakfast and Asian breakfast options to fresh fruit, pastries, and… well, everything else you could possibly imagine. They also offer Breakfast takeaway service and A la carte in restaurant for those in a hurry. There's a Poolside bar is an awesome luxury! There is a Happy hour, and, you guessed it, a Coffee shop in the vicinity.
For the Kids:
They were very Family/child friendly, and have Kids facilities, and even Babysitting service. I think that's fantastic! Kids meal is also a great addition.
A few additional things:
- Wi-Fi in public areas: The connection was generally good, but it did get a little spotty during peak hours.
- Internet [LAN]: No personal experience, but it is interesting.
- Internet services: Good.
- Room service [24-hour]: A lifesaver! Especially after a long day of… well, relaxing.
- The little extras: Complimentary bottle of water, complimentary tea, essential condiments… all the small details that make a hotel stay feel special.
The Verdict: Should You Escape to Mars?
Okay, so it's not perfect – no place is. But overall? Escape to Mars is a fantastic option for a relaxing getaway. The spa is top-notch, the food is incredible, and the scenery is beautiful. Just make sure to manage your expectations on the "Mars" theme – and confirm the accessibility details if that's a must-have.
Final Score: 4.5 out of 5 stars!
My Tip: Book a massage. Seriously. Treat yourself. You deserve it.
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your run-of-the-mill, perfectly polished travel itinerary. This is me, stumbling through Mars Farmhouse and Nature Resort in Shahapur, India, and frankly, it's gonna be a glorious, messy, and probably slightly chaotic adventure.
MARS FARMHOUSE MADNESS: A (Mostly) Chronological Train Wreck
Day 1: Arrival and the Great Mosquito Massacre (and the Search for Chai)
- 11:00 AM (Give or take an hour for Indian traffic and my inherent tardiness): Arrive at the sprawling gates of Mars Farmhouse. First impression? Lush. Seriously lush. Like, jungle-book-esque lush. Okay, maybe I was swept away by the beauty of the entrance and missed the check in formalities, lets get back to it!
- 11:30 AM: Check-in. The reception is… rustic. Charming, but rustic. I suspect the air conditioning hasn’t worked since, well, forever. The receptionist, bless her heart, is sweet but struggles with my name. "It's not 'Deborah', it's 'Deborah'." This is going to be a long week.
- 12:00 PM: The Bungalow. Ahhh… rustic charm! Which is code for "a little rough around the edges". The AC does work, thank the gods. But the real battle begins: the mosquito war. They're relentless. I immediately commence Operation: Citronella. (Spoiler Alert: I lost. Badly.)
- 12:30 PM: Lunch. (Or, as I like to call it, "Survival Training"). The food is… spicy. My mouth is on fire, but the staff is so lovely – they keep apologizing and offering water. I’m pretty sure they think I'm either dying or a complete wimp. Probably both. Needs more Chai. The endless search begins.
- 2:00 PM: Nap. The spice, the heat, the travel exhaustion… it all hits at once. Dream of cold water, a quiet beach, and a world without mosquitos.
- 4:00 PM: Wander around the resort. Find a hammock. Settle in, and…get attacked by a new wave of mosquitos. Curse my fair, mosquito-magnet skin. Try to take some photos but everything looks pretty much the SAME, just Lushier.
- 6:00 PM: Chai Quest #1. Success! (Sort of). The chai is okay. Definitely not the life-giving elixir I crave, but warm, sweet, and served with a genuine smile. Small victories.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner. More spice. More water. Notice a small dog hanging around the restaurant, looking hopefully at everyone's plate. Start planning my escape… this is going faster as I expected, I’m not sure this place is as I expected.
Day 2: The Lake, The Lost Sandals, and the Chicken That Never Was
- 7:00 AM: Wake up. Mosquito bites itching like a thousand tiny devils. Curse the gods of the subcontinent.
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Idli and sambar. Delicious and safe. I consider making this my entire diet.
- 9:00 AM: The Lake. Mars Farmhouse boasts a lake. Or a pond. Or a large puddle, depending on your perspective. Take a boat. It’s a rickety little rowboat, but the air is fresh, the sun is shining, and for a glorious moment, I forget about the mosquitos.
- 10:30 AM: The sandal incident. While walking (barefoot, because I'm a genius), I lose a sandal. Hunt it. Find it. Get another mosquito attack.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Trying to avoid the spice, order "Chicken" from the menu. The waiter brings out… something resembling a tiny, sad chicken bone. I suspect they ran out of chicken and just, well, hoped I wouldn't notice. I decide to order a second helping of idli.
- 2:00 PM: Pool. Finally. Jump in, finally finding some respite from the heat and the bugs.
- 4:00 PM: Chai Quest #2. This time, I demand, nay, plead for a strong chai. The kind that’ll set my soul on fire (in a good way). It's still mediocre, but I’m starting to accept it. It’s the price of admission.
- 6:00 PM: Attempt to do some writing. Mosquitos are a distraction. My focus is gone.
- 7:30 PM: Dinner. The chicken bone is avoided. Stomach is upset. Is it the spice? The mosquitos? My general state of travel malaise? Who knows?
- 9:00 PM: Watch stars, and try to appreciate the beauty of this place. Get bitten. Go to bed.
Day 3: The Hike, The Waterfall, and the Revelation (Maybe)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast. Another idli-fueled start. Consider making a vow to the idli gods.
- 9:00 AM: The Hike. The resort organized a guided hike to a nearby waterfall. It's… a hike. Steep, hot, and filled with more mosquitos. Sweat is pouring down my face. My legs are burning. I question all my life choices.
- 10:30 AM: The Waterfall. Finally! It’s beautiful. The water is cool and refreshing. I forget, for a little while, about the heat and the mosquitos. I realize I have been more focused on the things that annoy me. I make a mental note to actively notice the good in all of it.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch - Not as much spice!
- 2:00 PM: I'm starting to enjoy this place, more than I expected.
- 5:00 PM: Pool time. I am getting the hang of this place
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the resort.
- 8:00 PM: Reflect this day.
Day 4 - The Final Day
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast and Check out of the Hotel
- 9:00 AM: Travel back.
Final Thoughts:
Okay, was Mars Farmhouse perfect? Absolutely not. Did it have its share of imperfections, the mosquitos, the inconsistent chai, the slightly underwhelming food? Absolutely.
But you know what? I felt something. I connected with the place, with the nature, with the people. I found beauty. I laughed. I cried (a little, probably from the spice). And that, my friends, is the real mark of an adventure.
Escape to Paradise: The Manor Kashipur's Luxury Awaits
Okay, seriously, is this place *actually* like a Martian escape or just a fancy farm stay? My kid is obsessed with astronauts.
Alright, get this straight. "Escape to Mars" is… well, it's not like you're gonna see red dust and zero gravity. My initial thought was: "Marketing, marketing, marketing!" But then, the drive there… whoa. You leave the Mumbai chaos *behind*. It's still India, mind you. Cows, winding roads, the whole shebang. But the farmhouse? It’s got this… *vibe*. Think rustic charm meets… well, not Mars, but definitely a serious disconnect from the city. My kid? Loved it. Running around, screaming, "I'm an astronaut on Mars!" (even though he tripped over a very earthly cow pat). So, no, no actual space travel. But my inner child felt like I *had* escaped *something* at least. It’s an experience, not a simulation. Consider it a gateway to… something peaceful.
What kind of activities are there? I need more than just sitting around! Please, no silence.
Okay, activity-wise… it's not Vegas. Thank God! They have swimming. Good. Essential. I’m not sure what I’d do without a pool to flop into. Then there's farm tours. You can feed chickens, which, fair warning, is gross, but the kids seem to love it. They also have… wait for it… *bullock cart rides*. Honestly, I was skeptical. But it's actually… kinda cool? It forces you to *slow down*. Something I desperately need. Then, you can wander around the fields, just… being. The silence… it’s… noticeable. In a good way. There's hiking too, and I hear they sometimes do bonfires. Though, I didn't get around to that. I was too busy perfecting my poolside sunbathing technique. No judgement.
The food – tell me about the food. I'm picky, and my wife is *very* particular…
The food… okay, this is where things get interesting. They say "farm-to-table." Which is true. And mostly delicious. My wife? She's a food snob. (Love you, honey!) And she mostly approved. Think fresh, local, flavorful. Honestly, the *dal* was phenomenal. The vegetables… well, you could taste the sunshine. They do have some continental stuff, which is what you’d expect. The coffee, regrettably, was pretty meh. But the homemade *rotis*? To die for. Don't go expecting haute cuisine. But expect honest, hearty, and mostly wonderful meals. And if you're feeling adventurous, try to learn to make a local dish! I, uh, helped... I mean, watched. Yeah, I watched them. The food's a highlight, basically. Just. Amazing.
Accommodation: what's it like? Is it glamorous or glamping? Because I’m not a fan of bugs.
Okay, the rooms… They're not the Ritz. Let's be honest. They are… comfortable. Clean. And again, charmingly rustic. The beds are comfy enough. And the air conditioning actually works. Which is a huge win in India. Bugs… it's a farm. There are bugs. Okay? Deal with it! They provide mosquito nets, which I highly recommend using. My wife, bless her heart, even found a cockroach. (This is where I earn my hero badge, by the way. I got the sucker! With a sandal.). But honestly, you're not roughing it. It's more like a *luxury* farm stay, emphasis on the luxury *adjacent*. No need to worry about sleeping on the floor– the beds were nice. Big points for the hot water. Seriously, that's worth a bonus star in my book.
Is it good for kids? Or just Instagrammable?
Kids? Yes. Definitely yes. My son, the aforementioned astronaut wannabe, didn't want to leave. He spent hours chasing butterflies (which, admittedly, I joined him in doing). He loved the freedom, the space to run around without being yelled at to "be careful!" all the time. They have games. There's that pool. It's just… safe. And fun. And, okay, *yes*, it's also Instagrammable. Everything is pretty. But it goes beyond that. It's more about letting them… be kids. And as a parent, that's worth its weight in gold. Forget the curated photos, it's the messy faces and the joyous shrieks of laughter that really matter. THAT'S what you'll remember. Seriously, put the phone down. Watch them getting dirty. It's the *best*.
Getting there – how easy is it? I hate long car rides. And traffic. *shudders*
The drive from Mumbai… *sigh*. It's... it's traffic, folks. There is no avoiding it. Factor in the "Bombay" traffic. It’s about a couple of hours, *without* any major snarl-ups. Which is rare. Prepare for a bit of a journey, I’m not going to lie. Pack snacks. Download audiobooks. Meditate. Whatever it takes to retain sanity. Once you escape the city, the road gets better. It’s not a *bad* drive, scenery-wise. And the payoff at the end is *worth* the hassle. But yeah… plan accordingly. And don’t expect to waltz in there in an hour. Seriously, pack a good playlist. Helps with the grumpiness.
What was the *best* part? The absolute highlight? Spill the tea!
Okay, this is it. The *best* part? It wasn't the fancy room, the delicious food, even the bullock cart ride (which was pretty groovy if I'm honest). It was… the silence. The genuine, honest-to-god *silence*. One evening, I wandered off from everyone. Kids were asleep, the wife was deep in a book. Just wandered. Stared at the stars. And you could *hear* them. Seriously. Tiny little pinpricks of light, just… existing. I’m a city guy. Used to the constant hum of *stuff*. This? This was different. It was… grounding. Made me realize how much I’d been missing. It wasn't some profound, life-altering moment. But it was… restorative. And that feeling, that quiet peace… that's why I'd go back. A million times over. That's what you're paying for. And it's worth every penny. Forget the Instagram likes. That moment… that's the real escape.
And the worst part? Don't sugarcoat it!
Okay, the worst? The road. The freaking road. And the Mumbai traffic *again*. Seriously, it's a killer. I went during monsoon season, and the roads were… let's just say the potholes were Olympic contenders. Then,Hotels Blog Guide
